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		<title>Bancul zilei : Politisti pe aeroport</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi poliţişti pe un aeroport. - Măi, eu nu pot să înţeleg cum poate un terorist să deturneze ditamai avionul care e aşa de mare… - Măi tâmpitule, nu-l deturnează când e la sol, ci în aer sus când se face mic de tot…]]></description>
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- Măi, eu nu pot să înţeleg cum poate un terorist să deturneze ditamai avionul care e aşa de mare…<br />
- Măi tâmpitule, nu-l deturnează când e la sol, ci în aer sus când se face mic de tot…</p>
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		<title>Bancul zilei: Politisti</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un politist la o agentie CEC: - Am o suma depusa&#8230; Pot s-o scot? - Desigur, ii raspunde functionara de ghiseu. Dupa inmanarea banior si dupa ce politistul a numarat banii, acesta intreba: &#8211; Acum pot sa-i depun inapoi? - !?? - Am vrut doar sa vad daca sunt toti.]]></description>
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- Am o suma depusa&#8230; Pot s-o scot?<br />
- Desigur, ii raspunde functionara de ghiseu.<br />
Dupa inmanarea banior si dupa ce politistul a numarat banii, acesta<br />
intreba: &#8211; Acum pot sa-i depun inapoi?<br />
- !??<br />
- Am vrut doar sa vad daca sunt toti.</p>
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		<title>Japonezii fac cele mai bune glume &#8211; VIDEO</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Japonezii fac cele mai bune glume &#8211; VIDEO Cred ca e una din cele mai tari faze care le`am vazut vreodata Vizionare placuta !]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Japonezii fac cele mai bune glume &#8211; VIDEO<br />
Cred ca e una din cele mai tari faze care le`am vazut vreodata <img src='http://www.dezaxat.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Vizionare placuta !</p>
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